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Romesh Ranganathan on making ''racist'' jokes as a child ...

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Frank Skinner puts ''offensive'' jokes in the bin after ...

Frank Skinner has admitted he wouldn''t perform his old jokes as he finds them a ''bit offensive''. The 67-year-old comedian was renowned for his close-to-the-knuckle routines in the 1990s and ...

Are you funnier than a 10-year-old? Here are their winning jokes

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Kahemassiline hooratas ja ühemassiline hooratas: rikked ja hooratta ...

Lisaks anname paar üldist soovitust hooratta remondi/vahetuse osas. Ühemassiline hooratas. Igaüks saad kindlasti aru, et hooratta näol on tegu ringikujulise koostuga auto ehituses. Seda kasutatakse, et salvestada väntvõlli energiat hilisemaks kasutamiseks. Olgu siinkohal öeldud, et ühemassiline hooratas ja kahemassiline hooratas pole ...

Comedians slam McVitie''s after company asks for free Penguin jokes ...

Multi-million pound company, who has likely profited from Covid, asks for free jokes for it''s well-known marketing, while the comedy industry is shuttered with comics getting little to no paid ...

Fake Error Text Messages to Copy and Paste: 5 Hilarious Pranks

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Love Island''s Curtis Pritchard apologises for offensive jokes

Curtis Prichard has apologised for his offensive comedy routine (Picture: Channel 4) Love Island Curtis Pritchard has apologised to anyone offended by his jokes during an appearance on Channel 4 ...

It''s a cracker! Frank Carson''s top ten one-liners | Metro News

Northern Irish comedian Frank Carson claimed the secret to his classic one liners was ''the way he told ''em'', and he certainly had a few. Here''s a top-ten list of some of his best gags through the ...

200+ Funny Jokes for Kids

These funny jokes for kids are guaranteed to make them laugh. We''ve included clean and silly kids jokes with themes like funny birthdays, pirates, and animals.

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James Acaster''s critique of Ricky Gervais ''toxic'' trans jokes ...

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200+ Funny Jokes for Kids

1. What do you call a boomerang that won''t come back? A stick. 2. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. 3. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor.

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Video: Biden jokes about about how hot ground is whilst touring ...

Video: Biden jokes about about how hot ground is whilst touring wildfire devastation in Maui President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden on Monday viewed the devastation wrought by the flames ...

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Britain''s Got Talent: Simon Cowell dryly mocks his own face ...

Simon Cowell made it clear that he isn''t afraid to make himself the butt of the joke, when he made a surprising quip about his own face on Britain''s Got Talent.. During Saturday night''s show ...

Saturday Night Takeaway hit with Ofcom complaints over height jokes

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Hooratta energiasalvesti omadused

Hooratta energiasalvestust kasutatakse peamiselt elektrituru sageduse reguleerimises, hajutatud elektritootmises ja mikrovõrgus, raudteeenergia taaskasutamises, UPS-is ja …

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Energiasalvestusseadmete paigaldamine kodudes võimaldab majapidamistel juhtida energiavarustatust, muutuda elektrivõrgust sõltumatumaks, aidata kaasa kestlikule …

We asked AI to rewrite Ricky Gervais'' ''offensive'' jokes

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Eddie Murphy ''cringes'' over old homophobic jokes in Delirious

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Sean Lock dead: 8 Out of 10 Cats comedian''s funniest TV ...

Stars paid tribute to Sean following the news of his death (Picture: Steve Meddle/Rex/Shutterstock) It has been announced that Sean Lock, best-known as one of the team captains on 8 Out of 10 Cats ...

WWE legend Jerry ''The King'' Lawler addresses ''racist joke ...

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Euro 2020: Best ''it''s coming home'' memes and jokes

England are going to their first final in 55 years tonight and the nation simply can''t stop singing about football coming home.

Video: Biden jokes about about how hot ground is whilst touring ...

President Joe Biden and first lady Jill Biden on Monday viewed the devastation wrought by the flames that ripped through the western part of the Hawaiian island, seeing for themselves the hollowed ...

Matthew Perry mocked by comedian with repulsive joke weeks ...

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Tasub kaaluda: koos päikesepaneelidega soeta ka salvesti

Rohelise energia tootmine on üks suurimaid keskkonnasõbralikke muutusi, mida oma elus teha. Päikesepaneelide abil vähendad enda ökoloogilist jalajälge, hoiad kokku elektrikuludelt ja saad elektrit tagasi võrku müüa. Et toodetud energiat maksimaalselt ära kasutada, soovitame lisaks paneelidele soetada ka energiasalvesti.

Love Island''s Curtis Pritchard apologises for offensive jokes

Curtis Pritchard has apologised for making jokes about having sex with girls on Love Island for Channel 4''s Stand Up and Deliver. ''Some of the jokes, they were completely off track and went too far.''

Dancing On Ice: Rufus Hound jokes Andy Buchanan injury is ...

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Miniconda — Anaconda documentation

Miniconda#. Miniconda is a free minimal installer for conda. It is a small bootstrap version of Anaconda that includes only conda, Python, the packages they both depend on, and a small number of other useful packages (like pip, zlib, and a few others).

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